The Crumpet Courier
"Have your old slippers gone stale? You know you deserve butter! Go against the grain with your own crumpet slippers."
Knead All About It
"Everyone kneads a pair of these! Keep your toes toasty and continue loafing about in style."
"Get ready for breadtime in these not-so-crumby slippers. Or, gift a pair to a friend – it’s the yeast you can do."